The Comedie of Errors from Mr. William Shakespeares comedies, histories, & tragedies. Published according to the true originall copies.
Mr. VVilliam Shakespeares comedies, histories, & tragedies
Bodleian First Folio, Arch. G c.7
Autres contributions
The Comedie of Errors. §
Actus primus, Scena prima.
[Act 1, Scene 1] §
Iaylor, and other attendants.
Marchant.
Duke.
Mer.
Duk.
Mer.
Duk.
Merch.
Duke.
Merch.
Duke.
Iaylor.
Merch.
Mer.
Ant.
Dro.
Ant.
E. Mar.
Ant.
E. Mar.
Ant.
E. Dro.
Ant.
E. Dro.
Ant.
E. Dro.
Ant.
E. Dro.
Ant.
E. Dro.
Ant.
E. Dro.
Ant.
E. Dro.
Ant.
E. Dro.
(hands:
Ant.
Actus Secundus.
[Act 2, Scene 1] §
Luciana her Sister.
Adr.
Luc.
Adr.
Luc.
Adr.
Luc.
Adr.
Luc.
Adri.
Luci.
Adr.
Luc.
Adr.
Luc.
Adr.
Luci.
Adr.
E. Dro.
[307] Nay, hee's at too hands with mee, and that my [l. 308] two eares can witnesse.
Adr.
[309] Say, didst thou speake with him? knowst thou [l. 310] his minde?
E. Dro.
Luc.
[313] Spake hee so doubtfully, thou couldst not feele [l. 314] his meaning.
E. Dro.
[315] Nay, hee strooke so plainly, I could too well [l. 316] feele his blowes; and withall so doubtfully, that I could [l. 317] scarce vnderstand them.
Adri.
E. Dro.
Adri.
E. Dro.
Luci.
E.Dr.
Adri.
Dro.
Adri.
Dro.
Adri.
Dro.
Luci.
Adri.
Luci.
Ad.
Luci.
[Act 2, Scene 2] §
Ant.
S. Dro.
E. Ant.
S. Dro.
Ant.
S. Dro.
Ant.
S. Dr.
Antiph.
S. Dro.
[414] Sconce call you it? so you would leaue batte [l. 415] ring, I had rather haue it a head, and you vse these blows [l. 416] long, I must get a sconce for my head, and Insconce it [l. 417] to, or else I shall seek my wit in my shoulders, but I pray [l. 418] sir, why am I beaten?
Ant.
[419] Dost thou not know?
S. Dro.
[420] Nothing sir, but that I am beaten.
Ant.
[421] Shall I tell you why?
S. Dro.
[422] I sir, and wherefore; for they say, euery why [l. 423] hath a wherefore.
Ant.
[424] Why first for flowting me, and then wherefore, [l. 425] for vrging it the second time to me.
S. Dro.
[426] Was there euer anie man thus beaten out of [l. 427] season, when in the why and the wherefore, is neither [l. 428] rime nor reason. Well sir, I thanke you.
Ant.
[429] Thanke me sir, for what?
S. Dro.
[430] Marry sir, for this something that you gaue me [l. 431] for nothing.
Ant.
[432] Ile make you amends next, to giue you nothing [l. 433] for something. But say sir, is it dinner time?
S. Dro.
[434] No sir, I thinke the meat wants that I'haue.
Ant.
[435] In good time sir: what's that?
S. Dro.
[436] Basting.
Ant.
[437] Well sir, then 'twill be drie.
S. Dro.
[438] If it be sir, I pray you eat none of it.
Ant.
[439] Your reason?
S. Dro.
[440] Lest it make you chollericke, and purchase me [l. 441] another drie basting.
Ant.
[442] Well sir, learne to iest in good time, there's a [l. 443] time for all things.
S. Dro.
[444] I durst haue denied that before you were so [l. 445] chollericke.
Anti.
[446] By what rule sir?
S. Dro.
[447] Marry sir, by a rule as plaine as the plaine bald [l. 448] pate of Father time himselfe.
Ant.
[449] Let's heare it.
S. Dro.
[450] There's no time for a man to recouer his haire [l. 451] that growes bald by nature.
Ant.
[452] May he not doe it by fine and recouerie?
S. Dro.
[453] Yes, to pay a fine for a perewig, and recouer [l. 454] the lost haire of another man.
Ant.
[455] Why, is Time such a niggard of haire, being (as [l. 456] it is) so plentifull an excrement?
S. Dro.
[457] Because it is a blessing that hee bestowes on [l. 458] beasts, and what he hath scanted them in haire, hee hath [l. 459] giuen them in wit.
Ant.
[460] Why, but theres manie a man hath more haire [l. 461] then wit.
S. Dro.
[462] Not a man of those but he hath the wit to lose [l. 463] his haire.
Ant.
[464] Why thou didst conclude hairy men plain dea‑ [l. 465] lers without wit.
S. Dro.
[466] The plainer dealer, the sooner lost; yet he loo‑ [l. 467] seth it in a kinde of iollitie.
An.
[468] For what reason.
S. Dro.
[469] For two, and sound ones to.
An.
[470] Nay not sound I pray you.
S. Dro.
[471] Sure ones then.
An.
[472] Nay, not sure in a thing falsing.
S. Dro.
[473] Certaine ones then.
An.
[474] Name them.
S. Dro.
[475] The one to saue the money that he spends in [l. 476] trying: the other, that at dinner they should not drop in [l. 477] his porrage.
An.
[478] You would all this time haue prou'd, there is no [l. 479] time for all things.
S. Dro.
[480] Marry and did sir: namely, in no time to re‑ [l. 481] couer haire lost by Nature.
An.
[482] But your reason was not substantiall, why there [l. 483] is no time to recouer.
S. Dro.
[484] Thus I mend it: Time himselfe is bald, and [l. 485] therefore to the worlds end, will haue bald followers.
An.
[486] I knew'twould be a bald conclusion: but soft, [l. 487] who wafts vs yonder.
Adri.
Antip.
Luci.
Ant.
Drom.
Adr.
Ant.
S. Dro.
Ant.
S. Dro.
Ant.
Adri.
Ant.
theame;
Luc.
S. Dro.
Luc.
S. Dro.
Ant.
S. Dro.
Ant.
S. Dro.
Luc.
S. Dro.
Adr.
Ant.
S. Dro.
Adr.
Luc.
Actus Tertius. Scena Prima.
[Act 3, Scene 1] §
Goldsmith, and Balthaser the Merchant.
E. Anti
E. Dro.
E. Ant.
E. Dro.
E. An.
Bal.
E. An.
Bal.
Anti.
but words.
Bal.
rie feast.
Anti.
E. Dro.
S. Dro.
ot, Patch,
E. Dro.
stayes in the street.
S. Dro.
catch cold on's feet.
E. Ant.
S. Dro.
me wherefore.
Ant.
day.
S. Dro.
when you may.
Anti.
howse I owe?
S. Dro.
Dromio.
E. Dro.
and my name,
name for an asse.
Luce.
at the gate?
E. Dro.
Luce.
Master.
E. Dro.
uerbe,
Luce.
you tell?
S. Dro.
him well.
Anti.
hope?
Luce.
S. Dro.
E. Dro.
for blow.
Anti.
Luce.
E.Drom.
Luce.
Anti.
downe.
Luce.
towne?
Adr.
S. Dro.
boies.
Anti.
before.
Adri.
E. Dro.
goe sore.
Angelo.
would faine haue either.
Baltz.
with neither.
E. Dro.
welcome hither.
Anti.
get in.
E. Dro.
were thin.
cold.
and sold.
Ant.
S. Dro.
knaues pate.
E. Dro.
words are but winde:
S. Dro.
hinde.
E. Dro.
me in.
S. Dro.
no fin.
Ant.
E. Dro.
Ant.
Balth.
Anti.
Ang.
Anti.
[Act 3, Scene 2] §
Iulia.
S.Anti.
know not;
Luc.
Ant.
Luc.
Ant.
Luc.
your sight.
Ant.
Luc.
Ant.
Luc.
Ant.
Luc.
Ant.
Luc.
Ant.
[799] Why how now Dromio, where run'st thou so [l. 800] fast?
S. Dro.
[801] Doe you know me sir? Am I Dromio? Am I [l. 802] your man? Am I my selfe?
Ant.
[803] Thou art Dromio, thou art my man, thou art [l. 804] thy selfe.
Dro.
[805] I am an asse, I am a womans man, and besides [l. 806] my selfe.
Ant.
[807] What womans man? and how besides thy [l. 808] selfe?
Dro.
[809] Marrie sir, besides my selfe, I am due to a woman: [l. 810] One that claimes me, one that haunts me, one that will [l. 811] haue me.
Anti.
[812] What claime laies she to thee?
Dro.
[813] Marry sir, such claime as you would lay to your [l. 814] horse, and she would haue me as a beast, not that I beeing [l. 815] a beast she would haue me, but that she being a verie [l. 816] beastly creature layes claime to me.
Anti.
[817] What is she?
Dro.
[818] A very reuerent body: I such a one, as a man [l. 819] may not speake of, without he say sir reuerence, I haue [l. 820] but leane lucke in the match, and yet is she a wondrous [l. 821] fat marriage.
Anti.
[822] How dost thou meane a fat marriage? [l. 823] Dro. Marry sir, she's the Kitchin wench, & al grease, [l. 824] and I know not what vse to put her too, but to make a [l. 825] Lampe of her, and run from her by her owne light. I [l. 826] warrant, her ragges and the Tallow in them, will burne [l. 827] a Poland Winter: If she liues till doomesday, she'l burne [l. 828] a weeke longer then the whole World.
Anti.
[829] What complexion is she of?
Dro.
[830] Swart like my shoo, but her face nothing like [l. 831] so cleane kept: for why? she sweats a man may goe ouershooes [l. 832] in the grime of it.
Anti.
[833] That's a fault that water will mend.
Dro.
[834] No sir, 'tis in graine, Noahs flood could not [l. 835] do it.
Anti.
[836] What's her name?
Dro.
[837] Nell Sir: but her name is three quarters, that's [l. 838] an Ell and three quarters, will not measure her from hip [l. 839] to hip.
Anti.
[840] Then she beares some bredth?
Dro.
[841] No longer from head to foot, then from hippe [l. 842] to hippe: she is sphericall, like a globe: I could find out [l. 843] Countries in her.
Anti.
[844] In what part of her body stands Ireland?
Dro.
[845] Marry sir in her buttockes, I found it out by [l. 846] the bogges.
Ant.
[847] Where Scotland?
Dro.
[848] I found it by the barrennesse, hard in the palme [l. 849] of the hand.
Ant.
[850] Where France?
Dro.
[851] In her forhead, arm'd and reuerted, making [l. 852] warre against her heire.
Ant.
[853] Where England?
Dro.
[854] I look'd for the chalkle Cliffes, but I could find [l. 855] no whitenesse in them. But I guesse, it stood in her chin [l. 856] by the salt rheume that ranne betweene France, and it.
Ant.
[857] Where Spaine?
Dro.
[858] Faith I saw it not: but I felt it hot in her breth.
Ant.
[859] Where America, the Indies?
Dro.
[860] Oh sir, vpon her nose, all ore embellished with [l. 861] Rubies, Carbuncles, Saphires, declining their rich Aspect [l. 862] to the hot breath of Spaine, who sent whole Armadoes [l. 863] of Carrects to be ballast at her nose.
Anti.
[864] Where stood Belgia, the Netherlands?
Dro.
[865] Oh sir, I did not looke so low. To conclude, [l. 866] this drudge or Diuiner layd claime to mee, call'd mee [l. 867] Dromio, swore I was assur'd to her, told me what priuie [l. 868] markes I had about mee, as the marke of my shoulder, [l. 869] the Mole in my necke, the great Wart on my left arme, [l. 870] that I amaz'd ranne from her as a witch. And I thinke, if [l. 871] my brest had not beene made of faith, and my heart of [l. 872] steele, she had transform'd me to a Curtull dog, & made [l. 873] me turne i'th wheele.
Anti.
Dro.
Anti.
Ang.
Anti.
Ang.
Anti.
Ang.
you.
Anti.
Ang.
haue:
Anti.
Ang.
Ant.
Actus Quartus. Scoena Prima. §
Mar.
Gold.
Offi.
Ant.
Dro.
Eph.Ant.
Gold.
Anti.
Gold.
selfe.
Anti.
Gold.
you?
Ant.
Gold.
Anti.
Mar.
Gold.
Ant.
Gold.
Ant.
Mar.
Ant.
Gold.
Ant.
Gold.
Ant.
say so.
Gold.
Mar.
Offi.
me.
Gold.
Ant.
Gold.
Offic.
Ant.
Gold.
Dro.
An.
S. Dro.
Ant.
S. Dro.
Ant.
S.Dromio.
[Act 4, Scene 2] §
Adr.
Luc.
Adr.
Luc.
Adr.
were.
Luc.
Adr.
Luc.
Adr.
Luc.
Adr.
Luc.
Adr.
Luc.
Adr.
Dro.
haste.
Luc.
S. Dro.
Adr.
S. Dro.
Adr.
S. Dro.
the case.
Adr.
S. Dro.
[1073] I know not at whose suite he is arested well; [l. 1074] but is in a suite of buffe which rested him, that can I tell, [l. 1075] will you send him Mistris redemption, the monie in [l. 1076] his deske.
Adr.
S. Dro.
Adria.
S. Dro.
Adr.
S. Dro.
backe for verie feare.
Adri.
reason?
S. Dro.
he's worth to season.
Adr.
[Act 4, Scene 3] §
S. Dro.
[1108] Master, here's the gold you sent me for: what [l. 1109] haue you got the picture of old Adam new apparel'd?
Ant.
[1110] What gold is this? What Adam do'st thou [l. 1111] meane?
S. Dro.
[1112] Not that Adam that kept the Paradise: but [l. 1113] that Adam that keepes the prison; hee that goes in the [l. 1114] caluesskin, that was kil'd for the Prodigall: hee that [l. 1115] came behinde you sir, like an euill angel, and bid you forsake [l. 1116] your libertie.
Ant.
[1117] I vnderstand thee not.
S. Dro.
[1118] No? why 'tis a plaine case: he that went like [l. 1119] a BaseViole in a case of leather; the man sir, that when [l. 1120] gentlemen are tired giues them a sob, and rests them: [l. 1121] he sir, that takes pittie on decaied men, and giues them [l. 1122] suites of durance: he that sets vp his rest to doe more exploits [l. 1123] with his Mace, then a Moris Pike.
Ant.
[1124] What thou mean'st an officer?
S. Dro.
[1125] I sir, the Serieant of the Band: he that brings [l. 1126] any man to answer it that breakes his Band: one that [l. 1127] thinkes a man alwaies going to bed, and saies, God giue [l. 1128] you good rest.
Ant.
S. Dro.
[1131] Why sir, I brought you word an houre since, [l. 1132] that the Barke Expedition put forth to night, and then [l. 1133] were you hindred by the Serieant to tarry for the Hoy [l. 1134] Delay: Here are the angels that you sent for to deliuer [l. 1135] you.
Ant.
Cur.
Ant.
[1142] Sathan auoide, I charge thee tempt me not.
S. Dro.
[1143] Master, is this Mistris Sathan?
Ant.
[1144] It is the diuell.
S. Dro.
[1145] Nay, she is worse, she is the diuels dam: [l. 1146] And here she comes in the habit of a light wench, and [l. 1147] thereof comes, that the wenches say God dam me, That's [l. 1148] as much to say, God make me a light wench: It is written, [l. 1149] they appeare to men like angels of light, light is an [l. 1150] effect of fire, and fire will burne: ergo, light wenches will [l. 1151] burne, come not neere her.
Cur.
S. Dro.
[1154] Master, if do expect spoonmeate, or bespeake [l. 1155] a long spoone.
Ant.
[1156] Why Dromio?
S. Dro.
[1157] Marrie he must haue a long spoone that must [l. 1158] eate with the diuell.
Ant.
(ping?
Cur.
S. Dro.
[1165] Some diuels aske but the parings of ones naile, a {p. 95} The Comedie of Errors. a rush, a haire, a drop of blood, a pin, a nut, a cherriestone:but [l. 1166] she more couetous, wold haue a chaine: Master [l. 1167] be wise, and if you giue it her, the diuell will shake [l. 1168] her Chaine, and fright vs with it.
Cur.
Ant.
S. Dro.
you know.
Cur.
[Act 4, Scene 4] §
An.
E. Dro.
[1198] Here's that I warrant you will pay them all.
Anti.
[1199] But where's the Money?
E. Dro.
[1200] Why sir, I gaue the Monie for the Rope.
Ant.
[1201] Fiue hundred Duckets villaine for a rope?
E. Dro.
[1202] Ile serue you sir fiue hundred at the rate.
Ant.
[1203] To what end did I bid thee hie thee home?
E. Dro.
[1204] To a ropes end sir, and to that end am I return'd.
Ant.
[1205] And to that end sir, I will welcome you.
Offi.
[1206] Good sir be patient.
E. Dro.
[1207] Nay 'tis for me to be patient, I am in aduersitie.
Offi.
[1208] Good now hold thy tongue.
E. Dro.
[1209] Nay, rather perswade him to hold his hands.
Anti.
[1210] Thou whoreson senselesse Villaine.
E. Dro.
[1211] I would I were senselesse sir, that I might [l. 1212] not feele your blowes.
Anti.
[1213] Thou art sensible in nothing but blowes, and [l. 1214] so is an Asse.
E. Dro.
[1215] I am an Asse indeede, you may prooue it by [l. 1216] my long eares. I haue serued him from the houre of my [l. 1217] Natiuitie to this instant, and haue nothing at his hands [l. 1218] for my seruice but blowes. When I am cold, he heates [l. 1219] me with beating: when I am warme, he cooles me with [l. 1220] beating: I am wak'd with it when I sleepe, rais'd with [l. 1221] it when I sit, driuen out of doores with it when I goe [l. 1222] from home, welcom'd home with it when I returne, nay [l. 1223] I beare it on my shoulders, as a begger woont her brat: [l. 1224] and I thinke when he hath lam'd me, I shall begge with [l. 1225] it from doore to doore.
call'd Pinch.
Ant.
[1226] Come goe along, my wife is comming yonder.
E. Dro.
[1227] Mistris respice finem, respect your end, or rather [l. 1228] the prophesie like the Parrat, beware the ropes end.
Anti.
[1229] Wilt thou still talke?
Curt.
[1230] How say you now? Is not your husband mad?
Adri.
Luc.
Cur.
Pinch.
pulse.
Ant.
Pinch.
Anti.
Adr.
Anti.
Adr.
Anti.
thou?
Dro.
Ant.
Dro.
out.
Anti.
Dro.
Anti.
scorne me?
Dro.
Ant.
Dro.
Adr.
Pinch.
Ant.
mee.
Adr.
Dro.
Ant.
Adri.
Luci.
Dro.
Pinch.
Ant.
Adr.
Dro.
Adr.
Ant.
Hee striues.
Adr.
neere me.
Pinch.
Luc.
Ant.
Offi.
shall not haue him.
Pinch.
Adr.
Offi.
Adr.
Ant.
Dro.
Ant.
mee?
Dro.
Luc.
talke.
Adr.
Off.
Adr.
Off.
Adr.
Off.
Adr.
Cur.
Adr.
and Dromio Sirac.
Luc.
Adr.
Off.
S. Ant.
S. Dro.
you.
Ant.
thence:
Dro.
[1337] Faith stay heere this night, they will surely do [l. 1338] vs no harme: you saw they speake vs faire, giue vs gold: [l. 1339] me thinkes they are such a gentle Nation, that but for [l. 1340] the Mountaine of mad flesh that claimes mariage of me, [l. 1341] I could finde in my heart to stay heere still, and turne [l. 1342] Witch.
Ant.
Actus Quintus. Scœna Prima.
[Act 5, Scene 1] §
Gold.
Mar.
Gold.
Mar.
Gold.
Ant.
Mar.
Ant.
Mar.
Ant.
Mar.
Adr.
S. Dro.
Ab.
Adr.
Gold.
Mar.
Ab.
Adr.
Ab.
Adr.
Ab.
Adr.
Ab.
Adr.
Ab.
Adr.
Ab.
Adr.
Ab.
Luc.
Adri.
Ab.
Ad.
Ab.
Adr.
Ab.
Adr.
Ab.
Luc.
Adr.
Mar.
Gold.
Mar.
Gold.
Luc.
bare head, with the Headsman, & other
Officers.
Duke.
Adr.
Duke.
Adr.
Duke.
Adr.
Mess.
Duke.
Halberds.
Adr.
E. Ant.
(stice,
Mar.Fat.
dote, I see my sonne Antipholus and Dromio.
E. Ant.
Duke.
E. Ant.
vpon me,
Duke.
Adr.
Luc.
Gold.
E. Ant.
Gold.
Duke.
Gold.
Mar.
E. Ant.
Duke.
E. Dro.
Cur.
E. Anti
Duke.
Curt.
Duke.
ther.
Fa.
Duke.
Fath.
E. Dro.
Fath.
Dro.
Father.
me well.
E. Ant.
[1641] I neuer saw you in my life till now.
Fa.
[1642] Oh! griefe hath chang'd me since you saw me last, [l. 1643] And carefull houres with times deformed hand, [l. 1644] Haue written strange defeatures in my face: [l. 1645] But tell me yet, dost thou not know my voice?
Ant.
[1646] Neither.
Fat.
[1647] Dromio, nor thou?
Dro.
[1648] No trust me sir, nor I.
Fa.
[1649] I am sure thou dost?
E. Dromio.
[1650] I sir, but I am sure I do not, and whatso‑ [l. 1651] euer a man denies, you are now bound to beleeue him.
Fath.
[1652] Not know my voice, oh times extremity [l. 1653] Hast thou so crack'd and splitted my poore tongue [l. 1654] In seuen short yeares, that heere my onely sonne [l. 1655] Knowes not my feeble key of vntun'd cares? [l. 1656] Though now this grained face of mine be hid [l. 1657] In sap‑consuming Winters drizled snow, [l. 1658] And all the Conduits of my blood froze vp: [l. 1659] Yet hath my night of life some memorie: [l. 1660] My wasting lampes some fading glimmer left; [l. 1661] My dull deafe eares a little vse to heare: [l. 1662] All these old witnesses, I cannot erre. [l. 1663] Tell me, thou art my sonne Antipholus.
Ant.
[1664] I neuer saw my Father in my life.
Fa.
Ant.
Duke.
and Dromio Sir.
Abbesse.
[1675] Most mightie Duke, behold a man much [l. 1676] wrong'd.
Adr.
Duke.
S.Dromio.
E. Dro.
S. Ant.
S.Drom.
heere?
Abb.
Duke.
Fa.
Abb.
Duke.
S. Ant.
Duke.
E. Ant.
E. Dro.
E. Ant.
Warriour,
Adr.
S. Ant.
Adr.
E. Ant.
S. Ant.
Goldsmith.
mee.
S. Ant.
E. Ant.
Gold.
Adr.
E. Dro.
S. Ant.
E. Ant.
Duke.
Cur.
E. Ant.
cheere.
Abb.
Duke.
two Brothers.
S. Dro.
E. An.
S. Dro.
S. Ant.
S. Dro.
E. D.
S. Dro.
E. Dro.
S. Dro.
lead thou first.
E. Dro.
FINIS.